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The Chronicles of Elyria Discord started coming up with some racial slurs and jokes.

Post your own, just keep them to Elyria (no political or IRL jokes please.)


Citizen of Wolflands, in Aequitas, on the OCE server.

I have no idea what I want to do, I used to have one. Then I had none, which leaves me where I am today. I also need to plan an alt groan

8/6/2017 1:53:27 PM #1

"Is that a Kypiq in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"Did you forget to take a shower this morning or are you secretly a Dras in disguise?"

My contributions :D


"Stupid questions make more sense than stupid mistakes."

8/6/2017 1:53:28 PM #2

She's a real branch snapper (of a Kypiq).


Link to my story

8/6/2017 1:53:46 PM #3

"Your mother looks like a Trison's Arse"


8/6/2017 1:55:54 PM #4

Go kiss a Trollmouth Salamander!


8/6/2017 1:57:04 PM #5

Some of Serpentius's eariler ones;

"You are as dumb as a Dras"

"If you were any more plain I'd mistake you for a Neran"

"You couldn't be more dense, if you were I'd think you were a Brudvir"

"Actually, I have a personality, what do you think I am, a Waerd?"


Citizen of Wolflands, in Aequitas, on the OCE server.

I have no idea what I want to do, I used to have one. Then I had none, which leaves me where I am today. I also need to plan an alt groan

8/6/2017 2:02:24 PM #6

I asked a Hrothi to lend me 5 silver pieces.

He said, "Sorry, I'm a little short"


8/6/2017 2:09:34 PM #7

"Don't be neran... " (To say don't be boring).

" You look as disgusting as a drasian menu!"

"You're so waeird..."

"Your eyes look like scrolls..." (Hrothi flirting)

"Don't be janoa, mum/dad/X!" (When a mum, lord, boss or whoever asks so many favours and work to do to another person. )


8/6/2017 3:38:57 PM #8

You cook worse then a Dras.


8/6/2017 4:15:16 PM #9

"You are not of The Waerd, and therefore your existence is petty and meaningless. Haha... ha... ha."

8/6/2017 5:18:44 PM #10

If their nose were any higher I'd think they were To'resk.

Barbaric Janoan jungle cannibal

Holy Qin, you're hairier than a Brudvir's backside during the dead of winter

You're less trustworthy than a Kypiq in a tinker's shop

You're clammed up tighter than Hrothi priest on blessings day

Oo boy you smell worse than Dras after feast day

You're more forgettable than a Waerd attendant

You're more gullible than Neran learning the Virtues


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8/6/2017 6:52:02 PM #11

Posted By Serpentius at 3:53 PM - Sun Aug 06 2017

"Is that a Kypiq in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Elyrian Pickup Line?


8/7/2017 1:24:08 PM #12

"Your waerder than a Waerd"


8/7/2017 8:08:26 PM #13

" Hey baby you wanna get a scribe?" - All tribes

"I feel lucky tonight! I hope I get a hot contract!" - All tribes

"Do not look at me that way! people will think you are Kypiq!"

" Your momma so ugly she looks like smiling To'resk"