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Elyrian Pick-up lines

So... after a question popped up in the EU CoE discord about how children came to be in Elyria a certain Bear Emperor started throwing out elyrian pick-up lines such as:

Wanna dip your quill in my inkwell?

Question now is, how many good (or terrible) pick-up lines can we think of?

Gogogogo!


House Storm

6/3/2017 2:39:43 PM #1

Hey baby, wanna bind some genetic sliders?


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6/3/2017 3:52:27 PM #2

"Yo, Snow Ape, my Pteroguin's hungry for you."


Norhurst, County of Opportunity

6/3/2017 4:30:19 PM #3

"Mare, can I be your Stallion?" - Neran

"Wanna play Crusader? I'll be the Siege Equipment and you can be the Heretic's castle." - Neran

"Here, you can have this nut I was saving for winter." -Kypiq

"You're so thic. I love it!" - Hrothi

"Here's a Pteroguin Skull. I killed it with my bare hands just for you." - Yoru

"Let me share my meat with you." - Brudvir


Right now, I'm just a sloth. Just a motionless sloth. A sinful sloth. Please don't make me work. Can't you see how troublesome it would be to get up everyday and actually be productive? Just leave me be. Let me be a sloth.

6/3/2017 4:42:17 PM #4

" Hey honey do you feel frisky? If so please sign here , here and here also initial under clauses 5996 and 7899!"