I got bored yesterday and decided to get started on a satirical song about To'resk In the style of Barbie Girl by Aqua, I managed to finish it today so here it is. And Serp told me to post it.
I'm a To'resk man, eating some To'resk ham
My skin is Leather, I like get togethers
I can wax my hair, clean anywhere
Materialistic, we like to be artistic
I'm a To'resk man, eating some To'resk ham
My skin is Leather, I like get togethers
I can wax my hair, clean anywhere
Materialistic, we like to be artistic
I'm a small lanky man in these Wetlands
Dress me up, make it bright, I'm a Noble
In my small, urban sprawl, don't try to hoodwink
Farming here, bacon there, unalarming
Be as such, you can play, if you say "I'mma To'resk"
I'm a To'resk man, eating some To'resk ham
My skin is Leather, I like get togethers
I can wax my hair, clean anywhere
Materialistic, we like to be artistic
Come on To'resk, you look grotesque
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on To'resk, you look grotesque
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on To'resk, you look grotesque
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on To'resk, you look grotesque
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
I will walk, I will talk, do whatever I please
I will act like a snob, do you like my frieze
Come slump in, my old friend, let's try fishing again
Go to lake, watch the snake, let's inveigh
Be as such, you can play, if you say "I'mma To'resk"
Be as such, you can play, if you say "I'mma To'resk"
Come on To'resk, you look grotesque
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on To'resk, you look grotesque
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on To'resk, you look grotesque
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on To'resk, you look grotesque
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
I'm a To'resk man, eating some To'resk ham
My skin is Leather, I like get togethers
I can wax my hair, clean anywhere
Materialistic, we like to be artistic
I'm a To'resk man, eating some To'resk ham
My skin is Leather, I like get togethers
I can wax my hair, clean anywhere
Materialistic, we like to be artistic
Come on To'resk, you look grotesque
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on To'resk, you look grotesque
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on To'resk, you look grotesque
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on To'resk, you look grotesque
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]