Hmm, jokes.. jokes. I've got exactly 1 funny joke I've used as my go to ever since I first heard it and I'm willing to share it here. (shared it in discord prior, but that hardly counts right? :D )
3 Travelers wrecked their boat, and washed ashore an island, inhabited my natives of unknown origin.
The Natives all wielded spears and said to the Travelers, "You are not welcome here. To become welcome you must perform two tasks and be accepted into the tribe"
The Travelers, seeing no other choice agreed and were told their first task.
"Go out into the jungle, and find 9 fruit from it's bounty, and bring it back. Then we will tell you your second task"
So the travelers all go out, and the first one that comes back has 9 oranges. The natives say to him, "You must now shove all 9 of your fruit up your ass without showing any emotion, or we will kill you."
The traveler, determined not to die, readies himself and begins shoving the oranges. He gets past the first one, but halfway into the second one he grimaces slightly, and is killed on the spot.
The second traveler returns with 9 grapes, and again is told his task. Feeling confident he begins, and on his 8th grape he starts laughing furiously and the natives kill him on the spot.
The first and second traveler meet up in the afterlife and the first one asks, "What happened?! You almost had it!"
The second replies, "I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples."
3 Travelers wrecked their boat, and washed ashore an island, inhabited my natives of unknown origin.
The Natives all wielded spears and said to the Travelers, "You are not welcome here. To become welcome you must perform two tasks and be accepted into the tribe"
The Travelers, seeing no other choice agreed and were told their first task.
"Go out into the jungle, and find 9 fruit from it's bounty, and bring it back. Then we will tell you your second task"
So the travelers all go out, and the first one that comes back has 9 oranges. The natives say to him, "You must now shove all 9 of your fruit up your ass without showing any emotion, or we will kill you."
The traveler, determined not to die, readies himself and begins shoving the oranges. He gets past the first one, but halfway into the second one he grimaces slightly, and is killed on the spot.
The second traveler returns with 9 grapes, and again is told his task. Feeling confident he begins, and on his 8th grape he starts laughing furiously and the natives kill him on the spot.
The first and second traveler meet up in the afterlife and the first one asks, "What happened?! You almost had it!"
The second replies, "I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples."
