Looking for an exciting and rewarding career in war profiteering? Happy Hemlock Inc Is currently seeking to fill these listed positions!
• Marketing manager (Experience in Contractual agreements is priority.)
• Cargo drivers (positions open for land and sea routes.)
• Security (All security shall be granted monthly allotment of poisons and corresponding antidotes. Janoan’s given priority.)
• Agricultural specialists (Bio-hazard experience highly recommended.)
• And Product tester (All races accepted as proof we are an equal opportunity employer. By applying for this position you agree to provide your own health, life, and liability insurance, furthermore you agree to accept all liability for on the job injuries whether short-term, chronic, or terminal and understand that this is a hazardous job and agree to all terms listed.)
Happy Hemlock Incorporated, Shop here and Die happy!