I'm your Huckleberry.
Could I interest you in an eternal marraige with Lord Myrkul?
Myrkul offers you an eternity with the Great Lord of Bones, in exchange for your undying loyalty, compassion, and worship. You shall never know death but once, and you shall forever thirst for the souls of filthy mortals in order to appease the needs of Myrkul. PRAISE MYRKUL!
Count Crowley do you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape
"Yes Countess Wildhare, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne. I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape. At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape"
For I live in another parallel universe, I cannot help you. (NA-E) I do, however, wish you luck on the endeavors of love you seek. Remember expect the unexpected. ;3
"What you see is temporal and what you don't see is eternal."