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12/18/2018 3:04:34 PM #1

Coolio


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12/18/2018 3:09:06 PM #2

I'm not saying D found the Cinder Concrete but I am saying an awful lot of people are at the bottom of the river that he doesn't like with a fresh set of concrete shoes.


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12/18/2018 3:57:29 PM #3

Listen, When you go to raid a vault you are to expect some.. lets just say altercations. So when a fellow vault raider cuts off your leg you've got to make do with one of these shiny gold chalices for a peg leg. I'm sure it will be all the rage for the ladies back home. They won't be able to get enough of me. And as a bonus, I can drink from my own leg now!


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12/18/2018 4:12:41 PM #4

I am super excited with how many glowing potatoes I have collected. You can makes so many different types of delicious dishes with potatoes. Plus who doesn’t what to glow like a God after eating one of my potatoes.


12/18/2018 4:15:10 PM #5

Posted By Zigs at 08:12 AM - Tue Dec 18 2018

I am super excited with how many glowing potatoes I have collected. You can makes so many different types of delicious dishes with potatoes. Plus who doesn’t what to glow like a God after eating one of my potatoes.

rofl - eat too many of them and it might be that the midden heaps are glowing also :)


12/18/2018 5:25:41 PM #6

Many wondered what was in the locked casket. Little do they know it was more potatoes


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12/18/2018 6:18:57 PM #7

On the first day of vault raiding, I held my glowing potato tight. It shined on such treasure, much to might delight. Rushing towards treasures unknown I tripped over a chalice and ended up with coal. That second day of raiding, I was desperate as can be, I watched my footing carefully and ended up with a gold ring. The third time I went raiding, my potato did me wrong, I slipped and swallowed an ancient coin just as I busted into song. Now a new ornament decorates my window, as I sit drinking my food. A shiny golden chalice holding my glowing potato as if a candle crude. Finally having passed the coin, I knew just what to do. With a smelly coin like this, I knew just who to send it to. Snickering evilly I wrapped it up tight, waited for the mail man and hailed him with delight. I sent that coin on it's way, and if it happens to land in your lap. 'You're quite welcome' I'd say, 'And I'm sorry it smells like crap.'


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12/18/2018 6:37:38 PM #8

We all know that the lumps of coal are the best item.
They're the ones that enable kypiq barbecues.


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12/18/2018 6:42:16 PM #9

While exploring the Vault discovered a soul spark I continued to explore but then stopped when I saw a lump of coal embeded in the wall of a rock ledge with a sheer drop. I went to get the coal so I stuck the spark in a back pocket and went over to the coal and began to wrestle it from the ground, with triumphant glee the coal came free I stumbled backwards my boot heel catching the edge of a rock. I fell backwards off the ledge to the darkness below still grasping the coal I awoke thinking that I'd really hit rock bottom at that point . As it turns out it was'nt as far down as I thought... still hurt though.The spark of life crushed but..I was alive!....I lifted my head and held up my lump of coal and smiled....now I just have the coal but I'd still coal that a win XD.So I got up and dusted myself off and continue my Elyrian Adventure.


12/18/2018 9:14:47 PM #10

Well at least Idaho is still a producing state after that nuclear winter


12/19/2018 12:10:29 AM #11

While exploring the depths of the cave, our supplies ran low, and we'd been feeding off glowing potatoes for a few days now. Had to use cloth scraps from my bedroll to bandage my mate's wounds. Fortunately I found this locked casket, although tiresome to drag around, we busted it open and found that once the ancient skeleton within was tossed out, it made a (somewhat snug) resting spot for two! Even had some basic toiletries stashed for the next life or something, that seem more useful in this life.

12/19/2018 12:19:19 AM #12

Posted By Dleatherus at 11:15 AM - Tue Dec 18 2018

Posted By Zigs at 08:12 AM - Tue Dec 18 2018

rofl - eat too many of them and it might be that the midden heaps are glowing also :)

LMAO - That’s for damn sure. :)


12/19/2018 12:26:13 AM #13

found a lots of glowing potatoes and cause all farmer like a drink i decided to try and make vodka and wow we now have a glowing vodka


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12/19/2018 12:48:16 AM #14

I really dig this whole community.

That is all!


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12/19/2018 1:00:48 AM #15

Everyday i see a new post, Vampires Blah Blah Blah. Every single day, for years. Its almost like they want to be food. I will make them food, alright...once I find the keys to these damn locked caskets....