@Kab - had to laugh at your answer (in a good way)
the appearance of honesty is crucial to every politician
actually being honest is their downfall
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@Kab - had to laugh at your answer (in a good way)
the appearance of honesty is crucial to every politician
actually being honest is their downfall
