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Gentle folk of Elyria, do you have vile vermin violating your villa? Are cunning canis rabbits consuming your cats? Is a tempermental trison trampling your turnips? Or is a sinister spider snaring your sons?
Be vexed no more! Hire one of our fearless ratcatchers today, and consider your irritating infestation eliminated! With local guild houses in most major cities, Ye Olde Ratcatcher's Guild (YORG) is easy to hire at very affordable rates, and your satisfaction is guaranteed! Curious customer? Read on to learn more!
YORG is aimed at the PvE crowd who are looking to make a quick buck killing all the various nasties out in the world of CoE. We're Kingdom agnostic, open to anyone playing on the NA-W server, but our leadership will be based in the Kingdom of Ashland, in the Duchy of Fioralba.
YORG was founded in CE 720 by a small group of ratcatchers in the county of Bergental. While often underappreciated, ratcatching was (and continues to be) one of the most necessary professions in the civilized world. The guild provided its members with gear, training and a steady stream of work, all in exchange for very reasonable monthly dues. The guild grew swiftly, and the city reaped the benefits of vermin-free streets, parks, and homes. Over time, the guild's services expanded to include all manner of beasts, large and small alike.
No! While rats do remain near and dear to our hearts, modern-day YORG guild members are certified to kill, capture or drive off all manner of beasts. Here are a handful of testimonials from our satisfied customers:
"Yarp, we had them rats summat awful, we did! But that young lass from YORG had em snuffed faster than ye could spit! And only a copper a tail!"
-Jimbo, Stablekeeper
"Aye, we had several townsfolk killed by beasts out in the woods, so the Mayor hired YORG to deal with 'em. Not two days went past, 'fore I had twelve direwolf pelts drying on my porch. Haven't lost another villager since!"
-Ernst Guilford, Sherrif
"Yes, we often advise our customers to hire YORG to do a sweep prior to beginning construction anywhere outside of city limits. You'd be amazed how many horror stories I've heard over the years about builders that went into the woods and didn't come back."
-Kenrik Mazo, Mazo Architectural Developments of Elyria
"Who?"
-King Sev of Ashland
As of now, YORG is still limited to the Kingdom of Ashland. However, as aspiring ratcatchers in other lands flock (swarm? seethe? whatever rats do) to the YORG banner, you will see guild houses springing up all across the known world.
I'm glad you asked! Prospective ratters can post here to request more information, or message me directly. And of course, since everyone who is anyone has a Discord server these days, you can connect to us here.
